we shouldn’t be intimidated by anyone who we think is better than us because chances are they’ve had really bad diarrhea at one point in their lives
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.